I want a baby platypus NOW daddy....

Who would of thought they would be so cute...

I came across this picture whilst arguing with Optus over their crappy service and their creepy operators who quote Richard Gere at me.

What a mix of emotions lol.

Jeckle

Don't Stop Believin'

Channel 10 is bombarding me with ads for this Glee finale and the song Don't Stop Believin' is being ruined for me!

I used to love it because I thought of the romantic scene in the movie Monster, which in the context of the film was quite touching, beautiful yet scary. Those teens have ruined it. I'm gonna upload a video. I haven't been able to find a copy of this anywhere else but I hope the copyright owner understands that if anything I am trying to generate interest in a fantastic oscar winning film, which I love. Charlize is a great actor. Definitely a different feel to the Glee context. Google kept telling me "invalid request" when I tryed to look at their terms and conditions anyway.

I almost had a major car accident this afternoon. Not my fault and it was really scary. Its very hard to control a 3 tonne van in a slide on gravel... (but I'm safe and well)

Heckle

Dreaming of cows???

So much for my idea of moving blogging deadline up down to 24hrs....I'm not even sure if this will make the 48. There simply isn't enough hours in the day.

So lately i haven't been sleeping the best and i think it is showing up in my dreams.Last night i had a rather strange dream about a Hitman teaching me how to be a cow whisperer.

We were petting and giving the bloody things massages....the dream went on and on for ages.

My dreams seem to be filled with all kinds of strange stuff of late so i have decided to start looking them up.

Hitman To dream that you are a hitman or that you hire one, indicates that there is some aspect of yourself that you are desperately trying to rid yourself of.

Cow To see a cow in your dream, symbolizes your passive and docile nature. You obey others without question. Alternatively, a cow represents maternal instincts or the desire to be cared for. For some cultures, the cow represents divine qualities of fertility, nourishment and motherhood.
To see a herd of cows, indicates your need to belong.
To dream that you are milking a cow, represents your willingness and drive to work hard. In the end, you will benefit from your hard work.

Ok so its kind fitting to a few aspect of what going on in my life.....but still cows and hitmen WTF!

SOURCE - IMAGE &INFO.

Jeckle

My future house

I wish I had a house in the forest.

Heckle.

Bring back summer!

I'll take this opportunity to have a bit of a whine about how much i hate winter!

I'm so sick of leaving for work in the dark and getting home in the dark, being cold all the time....not to mention all those sick grotts on the train sneezing and coughing all over the place.

I don't want to have to wear so many clothes and lug this stupid hot water bottle along with me where ever i go.

I need some sun, a gin and tonic and most importantly some FUN!!!!!!

Jeckle

If you need a pen...

I know I'm late with this post. I didn't hand my work in until Friday afternoon cos I got sick. So I've been hectic.

This is the actual contents of my bag. No I didn't add extra pens for the occasion thats how many I carry with me. I've seen someone else do this by picking people off the street and taking a photo of them and the contents of their bag, so I thought it would be interesting to do for myself.

Heckle.

Back to detox.

Well kinda....

Winter is not being kind to me. I seriously feel like i am a water balloon full of custard (not nice imagery there) and my energy is so low (insert cranky tantrums).

Time to do something about it.....no more lollies , take away or over processed foods.

This is my breakfast this morning -Berry and banana smoothie (organic yogurt, honey and soy milk) and avocado on rye.

YUM YUM!

Jeckle

I'll be busy till Thursday

I've got a fair bit of work to do (been lazy). Here I sit.

I've been listening to the new Massive Attack. Like it.

Heckle

Something new.

I've been in desperate need of something new to listen to.....Sia's new album shall do nicely.

Already too many favourites to choose from....hence 2 videos!!!!

Jeckle

My breakfast at work.

Ham, cheese, tomato, and extra butter.

Heckle

Lookeeee what i found....

Yet another portrait of you doing a jig!

In other news i have the biggest urge to play Simcity but alas can not find the disk.

Whatever happened that city building competition we were going to have???

Jeckle

Self Portrait

Me working...

Heckle

As i was saying.....

I really think you should buy a Panama hat .It would be a great little accessory for our coming fun this summer!

I've been thinking about this a lot lately and it annoys me you still haven't done anything about it.I've been going on for almost a year now!

The man who sits in front of me on the train most mornings is a constant reminder. He is always wearing one and looks incredibly dapper....navy suit,brown suit case and his kick ass Panama hat.

He looks quiet foreign and mysterious like someone from one of those old mystery murder movies or an episode of Tin Tin, he would probably be the villain and his suitcase would have been stolen from the victim and it would be set on a train or in some little hotel in a small coastal town....

ANYWAY.....BUY THE HAT!

Jeckle

Source - Unknown

Bleeting

Are we keeping this thing relatively anon? Not posting any identifying photos, names etc? I wouldn't mind having a whinge about work and stuff every now and then.

Anyway I have a photo here of that bonnet I was talking about the other day. It was part of a work by Angela Elsworth called "Meanwhile Back at the Ranch (2009)". Remember? It was about Mormon plural marriage sect. I thought you would be interested.

All that embelisment is PINS stuck into a felt bonnet. There was about maybe 13 of these in the room. Each one really had a personality as it was made for a specific sister wife of "The Profit" . I was asked to stop taking photos after I got this one shot. Meanwhile people with their phones continue clicking away - one bad thing about a chunky camera.

Heckle x

The good and the bad.

I'm sure everyone has seen these on about a million blogs by now...i was like yeah wow cool.
Today however a man came into my work who was looking for setting stones to repair one of them. All i can say is OH MY GOD they are so beautiful!!! Pictures & words can not do them justice.
The one he had was black with tiny studs all over it and the stones in the knuckle duster were all jet, it was so beautifully crafted.

He handed it to me and i proceeded to giggle and carry on like a complete twit of a school girl in love. I called for the rest of the girls to come see me model it on my hand and i am happy to say i wasn't the only one who was drooling and making eyes.
The man was quiet amused as he didn't seem to know who McQueen was, this of course added to the hilarity of my reaction.

Again a reminder of why i need to be rich!

Later in the day i had a slight run in with a piggish looking lady who actually had the nerve to say to me 'all i heard was blah blah blah'. I wanted to grab her Lil pork rind head and smack it right through the glass counter...I'm sure it would have been worth the consequences too but no i just swallowed it and decided she could buy that ugly ass turkey boa for her daughters project and hoped that somehow it was infected with bird flu and they would both die a horrible painful death.

After today...the pig woman,the reaction invoked by the clutch and watching the full first season of Kell on Earth i am seriously starting to think its time for a profession change or at the very least some kind of self promotion.
I still obviously want to work in fashion but now am starting to question where exactly i want to be? OR maybe its just another sign of how i seriously need to be getting my shit together and start creating....gahhhh i don't know.
Those who know me will be rolling their eyes as they read this next bit knowing how easily influenced i am by things but why why why cant i just run off to NY to intern with Kelly Cutrone and be fabulous and not have to deal with Lil pork faced women?!
I know the PR world is a cut throat one to be in but somehow i think nastiness would be easier to take from talented well dressed people OR maybe i could become a cage fighter.....Oh if only i could live in the world i create in my head ITS SO MUCH MORE FUN!

Something to think about........

Jeckle

I can recommend a Muffin Break chicken wrap for weight loss.

Finally I was able to keep some food down. I'll be able to go to work tomorrow! Now lets not talk about that chicken ever again. I'm off chicken now.

Don't forget Modern Family is on tonight.

Heckle

The problem with mystery meat...

I told you not to eat that chicken....sickness can NOT be used as an excuse for not posting !!!!

Jeckle